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PERFORMANCE RATES

Here you will find my hiring rates for performing, emceeing or both — based on your event's top-tier (most expensive) ticket price and the size of your audience.


CABARET

TOP-TIER TICKETS: $0 - $20
CAPACITY: 100

Performance: $100/number
Emceeing + 1 number: $250
Emceeing + 2 numbers: $350

TOP-TIER TICKETS: $21+
CAPACITY: 100

Performance: $150/number
Emceeing + 1 number: $350
Emceeing + 2 numbers: $450


CORPORATE / HOLIDAY / SPECIAL EVENTS

TOP-TIER TICKETS: $0 - $20
CAPACITY: 100 - 500

Performance: $100/number
Hosting/emceeing: $100/hour

 

TOP-TIER TICKETS: $0 - $20
CAPACITY: 500 - 1000

Performance: $150/number
Hosting/emceeing: $200/hour

 

TOP-TIER TICKETS: $0 - $20
CAPACITY: 1000+

Performance: $200/number
Hosting/emceeing: $200/hour

TOP-TIER TICKETS: $21 - $50
CAPACITY: 100 - 500

Performance: $150/number
Hosting/emceeing: $200/hour

 

TOP-TIER TICKETS: $21 - $50
CAPACITY: 500 - 1000

Performance: $200/number
Hosting/emceeing: $250/hour

 

TOP-TIER TICKETS: $21 - $50
CAPACITY: 1000+

Performance: $200/number
Hosting/emceeing: $300/hour

TOP-TIER TICKETS: $51+
CAPACITY: 100 - 500

Performance: $200/number
Hosting/emceeing: $300/hour

 

TOP-TIER TICKETS: $51+
CAPACITY: 500 - 1000

Performance: $200/number
Hosting/emceeing: $400/hour (includes 1 number)

 

TOP-TIER TICKETS: $51+
CAPACITY: 1000+

Performance: $250/number
Hosting/emceeing: $500/hour (includes 1 number)


Environmental entertainment: $200/hour

Full cast productions for hire are available and rate varies on a case-by-case basis. Travel not included.

 
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